Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal. so they had to create a verse about ‘Timbuktu’.
The priest began:
‘I was a father. all my life.
had no children. had no wife.
I read the Bible. through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu.’
Then the Australian told his version:
‘When Tim and I to Brisbane went.
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two.
so I booked one and Tim booked two!’